March 23rd, 2012 
HostNine Examples:
“The Joy of Sect” – Season Nine
Hans Moleman Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Book Store Guy: Get out.
“The Joy of Sect” – Season Nine
Flanders: You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I’m obliged to offer you a beer. I’m so darn mad, it’s going to be mostly head!
Chosen Answer:
Bart Simpson (spelling “Impervious” in a spelling B): I…M…P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
I’m sorry, Ralph cracks me up every time!
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on: 17th February 07
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Bart Simpson (spelling “Impervious” in a spelling B): I…M…P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
I’m sorry, Ralph cracks me up every time!
Raph Wiggum: It tastes like…burning! Or
Lisa’s a sell-out; Lisa’s a sell-out! Lisa, what’s a sell-out?
From “Who Shot Mr. Burns, Pt 2″
Burns- “Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.”
From “Homer vs Dignity”
Lenny- “Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn’t supposed to get pudding in it!”
From “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show”
Ralph Wiggum- “This knob tastes funny.”
Market researcher- “Please refrain from tasting the knob.”
Apu “Thank you. Steal again.”
“Smithers! There’s a rocket in my pocket!”
“Uuuuh, you don’t have to tell me, sir.”
and
“Hyarr, the hot pants.” (see also: “Hyarrr, she blows.”)
and
“Accchhh! My retirement grease!!”
But best of all:
“Good job little girls! Cats back for everyone!”
“But I had a dog!”
“IS CAT NOW!!!!!”
Ralph Wiggum
“You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.”
This is from the episode where Homer was helping Mel Gibson make a movie….
Mel Gibson: I blame the internet. And the return of swing music.
Dr. Nick Riviera – “Well, if it isn’t my good friend Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!”